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Noein

Its director compares Noein to Stand By Me, which initially seems absurd. Watch the below video—the opening two minutes and thirty seconds of the first episode—and you’ll see why. High above a desert, men fly and do battle with an enormous, invading creature that’s just burst through the atmosphere.

I love this action sequence because it seems so artfully designed. The creature, with its clasped hands and many faces, looks like a kind of eastern statue. Its human opponents fire magic from their hands by squeezing it painfully through their bulging wrists. The animation throughout the show makes use of occasional 3D, but at one point in this opening fight a character is so pained he devolves screaming into his pencil sketch form.

By the end of the first episode, that Stand By Me comparison makes more sense. The show follows Haruka and her group of friends, including two boys—the anxious Yu, with whom she considers running away from home, and the laid-back Isami—and two girls—the tomboyish Ai and the superstitious Miho. They each come from slightly broken homes, and the first episode involves their adventure to a nearby graveyard to search for ghosts.

Where it diverges from Stand By Me is, obviously, in the heavy fantasy elements. At the graveyard, the group encounter those flying men from the introduction. It takes around six or seven episodes before anything even begins making sense, but the explanations eventually involve alternate dimensions, the Many-Worlds and Copehnagen interpretations of quantum mechanics, and Haruka’s significance as something called the Dragon Torque.

For all the originality in its concept design, Noein is by far the most traditional of all the animé I’ve watched thus far. But it falls within a group of stories—those that juxtapose fantasy and mundane reality—that I find irresistible. The most fun of these are the Kids With Special Powers Attend Special School For Kids With Special Powers, which Noein is not, but it’s close enough to get its hooks into me anyway.

We’re bringing our own further juxtaposition, Lisa and I, by alternating episodes of this and Death Note. For an idea of the contrast: Noein puts the fantasy aside for an episode called “Friendship,” about a lost phone charm, which we watched immediately before an episode of Death Note in which Light spent its entire length attempting to murder a female widow in cold blood.

Next post will be about games, I swear.

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Death Note


In Death Note—a Japanese animé series originally aired between 2006 and 2007—a young schoolboy named Light Yagami finds a magic notebook lying on the ground. Inside are detailed instructions as to how to use the titular book.

The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.

After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

These simple but specific rules lay the foundation for the most clever television show I’ve watched in a long time.

After a couple of testing flirtations makes it clear the book is real, Light resolves to use it to kill every criminal in the world and to eventually create a world free from evil. After days of writing names in the book, he is visited by the shinigami—a death god—responsible for dropping the book to Earth. Expecting punishment, Light is instead told that there are no immediate consequences. The shinigami is just bored.

The show then becomes about the rivalry between Light and L, an anonymous and eccentric detective attempting to catch the person responsible for hundreds of seemingly impossible murders.

The show plays like a twisted combination of Dexter and Jonathan Creek. The Dexter comparison is obvious: the protagonist in each is a sociopathic killer with a vigilante’s moral code, and both have a cop for a father. But where Dexter is strict about only killing the criminals, Light is willing to murder anyone who stands in his way, even if they’re police officers or FBI agents.

The more important difference is that where Dexter is often saved from compromising circumstances through fortunate happenstance, Death Note instead forces its character’s to think their way out. This is what was always so excellent about those early seasons of Jonathan Creek. That and the character living in a windmill.

Both Light and L are willing to go to extremes to win, and the show spends a lot of time dealing with the inner lives of each as they attempt to second-guess and outwit one another. It becomes impossible to root for Light pretty quickly—where Dexter’s outward persona is charming and affable, Light is characterised by teenaged petulance and a frightful God complex. But it is both thrilling and excruciating to watch him squirm out of the predicaments in which he finds himself, each situation eventually resolved with logic and a careful interpretation of those aforementioned rules. It’s the I, Robot of supernatural murder fantasies.

I’ve been watching a lot of animé recently, introduced to most of it by the generous Richard Cobbett. It is refreshing, after years of Western television and film, to discover an entirely new culture with its own tropes, traditions and styles. By which I mean that animé is strange. Death Note is perhaps the least odd of what I’ve been watching, but it’s amongst the best. Despite the comically dramatic direction of entirely mundane tasks.

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Writing Montage

Depicting a character writing in a film or television show is difficult because it’s a visually dull activity. This is my favourite attempt at making it exciting, from the first episode of a very odd anime series called Death Note. It’s also exactly what it’s like when I write for PC Gamer.

For contrast, here’s my least favourite depiction of writing, this time from Californication. There’s a lot to like about the series, but a lot to hate. Here, the abysmally named Hank Moody goes to an Apple store to slam out the first post in his new blog series, and to laugh at his own lame jokes.

Look at him walk away at the end there. He just dropped some solid gold truth up in this place. You all be schooled.

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Things Buffy and Studio 60 Have In Common

Buffy Lobster

Studio 60 Lobster

Update: It just occured to me that people looking at the RSS feed don’t get the strap line. Hey! RSS people! Not only do both shows have a lobster costume, but the same lobster costume. In episodes filmed, I’d guess, over five years apart. This makes the whole television production process seem both more tangible and endearing.

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The Simpsons Movie/TV Show Comparison

I watched The Simpsons Movie and noticed a lot of repeated jokes, plot points and images from the long-running TV series. I’ve listed some of those similarities below, with appropriate screengrabs from series and film. Naturally, this means there are massive spoilers.

Homer pointing at the camera, calling everyone behind it suckers. But! He’s pointing at us, too! Dr. Hibbert does the same gag in 6×25 – Who Shot Mr. Burns?

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